{"product_id":"diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly","title":"Diddly Squat - Pigs Might Fly","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnother year on the Diddly Squat Farm and Jeremy is still knee-deep in mud and endless challenges . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome back to Clarkson's Farm. Since taking the wheel three years ago Jeremy's had his work cut out. And it's now clear from hard-won experience that, when it comes to farming, there's only one golden rule:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever you hope will happen, won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnthusiastic and inventive schemes to diversify have met with stubborn opposition from the red trouser brigade, defeat at the hands of Council Planning department, and predictable derision from Kaleb - although, to be fair, even Lisa had doubts about Jeremy's brilliant plan to build a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup. And only Cheerful Charlie's still smiling about the stifling amount of red tape that's incoming. But he charges by the hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen there are the animals: the sheep are gone; the cows have been joined by a rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro;. the pigs are making piglets; and the goats have turned out to be psychopaths.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut despite the naysayers and (sometimes self-inflicted) setbacks, Jeremy remains irrepressibly optimistic about life at Diddly Squat. Because It's hard not to be when you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd, after all, it shouldn't just be Break-heart Maestro who gets to enjoy a happy ending ....\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41197851934754,"sku":"9780241674901","price":38.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0785\/1042\/products\/Copy-of-Book-Template-2527.jpg?v=1699064287","url":"https:\/\/petronella.pro\/products\/diddly-squat-pigs-might-fly","provider":"Petronella's Gallery and Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}